tillytitillandusmonkfish:

aboveup:

tillytitillandusmonkfish:

john = bill cosby

rose = charles barkley

dave = snoop dogg

jade = charles dutton

look inside yourself you know it to be true

It’s kinda obvious. But then again, I’m so slow it took me a while to realize the Bill Cosby and Bill Crosby laptop pun.

i thought his name was bing crosby

wait it totally is bing crosby

what sort of a fucking name is bing

I may have problems remembering things because I’ve had sleep paralysis 4 times this week, thought I had it 8 times thanks to the efforts of a shit friend, and a sleep pattern that makes me believe that today is Thursday. You are actually right. Fuck me.